So, I'm home. And I'm not happy about it, except for the whole having my puppy back part.
Here are the things that I must revert back to now that I'm home:
-Look left first instead of right when crossing the street, though I did just see some guy driving the wrong way on the highway--scary, right?
-Say "excuse me" instead of "sorry" when trying to move through a crowd
-Crisps are chips, chips are fries, but wedges are still wedges
-Tiny silver coins are 10 cents not 5(p)
-No haggling at the market, though I do feel that milk is way overpriced
-Tip all bartenders, servers and cabbies because if you don't they can spit in your drink, in your food or in your face
and lastly...
-Normal hairstyles are OK. There is no need for a rattail, mullet or girl with long hair on one side and a shaved head on the other.
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